Laughter is the best medicine.
"If you're lucky enough to be different from everyone else, don't ever change to be the same."
How can you say you love one person when there are ten thousand people in the world that you would love more if you ever met them? But you’ll never meet them. All right, so we do the best we can. Granted. But we must still realize that love is just the result of a chance encounter.
It’s funny how if you get an A on a test your grade goes up like 2 percent but if you get a F your grade goes down like the titanic
so this white kid in my class came up to me and asked me to borrow a ruler. He took it without looking at it and he came back a few minutes later and said “I’m not really comfortable with using this.”
Fall Out Boy - Miss Missing You
The person that you’d take a bullet for is behind the trigger
Is it possible, in the final analysis, for one human being to achieve perfect understanding of another?
We can invest enormous time and energy in serious efforts to know another person, but in the end, how close can we come to that person’s essence? We convince ourselves that we know the other person well, but do we really know anything important about anyone?
i know boobs are annoying and i complain about them a lot but imagine if one day you woke up and they weren’t there anymore like i would flip the fuck out and be pissed man cuz i mean they’ve grown on me after all these years we niggas for life